- Me: slayer
- Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
things i need
- to live in new york city
- unlimited money so i can see all the broadway shows i want
- thats it
- that’s literally all i need
- Friend: So what did you do last night?
- Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
- Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
- Me: My bed.
Productive things I did during the summer:
- Got out of bed once
i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out